Poke him with a stick. See if he moves.
Millions of faithful from various strains of religion around the world poke him with a stick daily. He never, ever moves. He’s dead. But sometimes they think they see an eyelid flutter or a finger twitch, and they proclaim his glory.
They should get a doctor to revive him, then praise god for reviving himself. That’d make more sense.
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